Happy Birthday, Justin! [Er... on August 4th, that is.] As you probably know, this is still episode 3. But this time, it’s part 2. Isn’t that magical? Part two, of course, means there’s a part one. If you haven’t listened to part one, then go do so… right now! Part two is totally bogus without part one. It’s just mental. And I apologize for the little background sound, but my doofus boyfriend wouldn’t turn off his fan and radio before recording. RAWR!

*Thank you, Zillafag!
*Mongolian Cluster Fuck, anyone?
*Props to Joseph, Oregon!
*Tacos for Jesus?
*Dani and I aren’t Paris Hilton.
*Yosemite Sam mudflaps are sooooo 2005.
*Dani says Chinese people will eat your pets.
*Another fine “Burning In Hell” segment is upon us (for real this time).
*Justin explains why Starbucks lady is not burning in hell.
*We save sinners, unlike those blasphemous Mormons!
*Book Recommendations (oh, dear)!
*Justin’s a shill for the advertising industry.
*The Panda Show is the Hindenburg of podcasting!
*The rain in Ohio falls mainly in the blimp hangar.
*Justin’s not a slut. Dani, on the other hand…
*Justin’s clumsy with the ladies and loves his Magic Shell.
*”I voted for the tree.”

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Music (in order of use):
Black Adam – Monkey Symphony
Flopsy – Dingos Grooved My Baby**
The Predicates – Gay Boyfriend
Hiroshi – Ghost Story

**our theme song, heard in every episode

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Find Your Spot – http://www.findyourspot.com
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Subway Restaurant – http://www.subway.com
Amazon – http://www.amazon.com
Jim Grimsley – http://literati.net/Grimsley/
Mark A. Roeder – http://www.markroeder.com/
David Levithan – http://www.davidlevithan.com/
R. A. Salvatore – http://www.rasalvatore.com/
Garth Nix – http://www.garthnix.co.uk/
Naomi Novik – http://www.temeraire.org/
Holes / Louis Sachar – http://www.louissachar.com/
Borders Bookstore – http://www.bordersstores.com/
YouTube – http://www.youtube.com
Family Guy – http://www.familyguy.com/
This Week In Tech – http://www.twit.tv/
Twix – http://www.twix.com
Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com
WBNS FM – http://www.wbnsfm.com
Pottercast – http://www.pottercast.com
Mugglecast – http://www.mugglecast.com
JAPodcast – http://japodcast.libsyn.com
Distorted View – http://www.distortedview.com
Feast of Fools – http://www.feastoffools.net

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