Direct download link: http://media.libsyn.com/media/theburrow/JJPCHLSep1pt3.mp3

Jake and Justin’s Primetime Candy and Happy Life Show
“Good Hate-Sex is Way Better Than Megan Fox” (aka Ep.1/Pt.3)

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Full duration of episode: 1hr12min:47sec

General Topic Timeline:
0:02:14 – A long, long time ago…
0:06:54 – “I’m one of THOSE people…”
0:08:55 – “Ah yes… my archnemesis!”
0:13:41 – No f*cking way! We’re not ‘tweens!
0:17:40 – Split-second bad English accent moment
0:19:10 – John Travolta. Robin Williams. Dog. ‘Nuff said.
0:22:37 – Interesting, bad, or a combination thereof.
0:23:20 – Nic Cage ruined Justin’s childhood memories.
0:25:18 – There are no “Buy one, Get one” dry vagina sales here…
0:28:37 – Bad Sean Connery impressions for everyone!
0:29:55 – “I’ll split it into pieces. It’ll be ok.”
0:32:28 – That’s just mean.
0:35:29 – It’s not mine. It’s an iTunes rental.
0:38:15 – A moment of silence for our dignity.
0:41:36 – Jake et Justin: Un film français mauvais
0:43:45 – If all else fails…
0:47:00 – Zillafag ice-skating ruins the mystique
0:50:08 – Can I pick all 3?
0:50:40 – Wait… am I f*cking Judi Dench?! Epic win!
0:51:30 – Have sex with or kill? Erotic asphyxiation = compromise.
0:53:50 – Damn you, Rachael Ray!
0:57:27 – Let me Google it!
1:02:30 – Straight up Vaudeville, bitches!
1:05:00 – Parting is such sweet sorrow…
1:06:39 – Filling our awkward silence quota
1:08:05 – Filling our offending the disabled quota
1:08:20 – The End.

Links:
Timur Bekmambetov – http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0067457/
Pixar – http://www.pixar.com/
Shutter Island – http://www.shutterisland.com/
Podscope – http://www.podscope.com/
Zillafag – http://www.zillafag.com
Zune – http://www.zune.net

Special thanks to:
Andrew Potterton (http://www.myspace.com/dopekick)
Blastwave FX (http://www.blastwavefx.com/)
Aaron English (http://www.aaronenglish.com)

And, of course, to my friend Bradley for lending his voice to the little intro. (Thanks again, babe!)

**If anyone has any clue who I can credit for the “Please don’t divorce mommy” bit, please let me know. I can’t recall where I found it.**

Contact/Observe:
Comment and Voicemail Line – 909.742.9268 [909 SHAZBOT]
General Questions or Comments – ipodpanda[at]gmail.com
Justin (Twitter) – http://twitter.com/justinthemighty
The Show (Twitter) – http://twitter.com/pandashow

Jake and Justin’s Primetime Candy and Happy Life Show
“She’s My Sister Too!” (aka Ep.1/Pt.2)

Full duration of episode: 50min:21sec

General Topic Timeline:
01:51 – And so it continues…
02:25 – Well, it’s rectangular (Geek ALERT!)
15:15 – Browser talk
23:30 – Pr0n + Zune = Ta-da!
23:50 – Rupert Grint’s ice cream truck
26:30 – Alaska’s Mexicans!
26:35 – Ice cream continued
29:55 – Here’s how to order!
32:20 – Ye Olde Dildo Factory and the Pepsi Incident
36:40 – The Eternal Circus
38:20 – The kind of video-on-audio that Zilla loves
39:40 – Movie talk?
48:20 – All for now…

Links:
Opera (http://www.opera.com)
Firefox (http://getfirefox.com)
Flock (http://www.flock.com)
Creative MuVo (http://us.creative.com)
Apple iPod (http://store.apple.com/us)
Microsoft Zune (http://www.zune.com)
Netflix (http://www.netflix.com)
Ubuntu (http://www.ubuntu.com)
Rupert Grint (http://www.rupert-grint.us/)
Billy Mays (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Mays)

Special thanks to:
Lucian Piane (http://www.revolucian.com)
Andrew Potterton (http://www.myspace.com/dopekick)
Blastwave FX (http://www.blastwavefx.com/)

And, of course, to my friend Bradley for lending his voice to the little intro. (Thanks again!)

Contact/Observe:
Comment and Voicemail Line – 909.742.9268 [909 SHAZBOT]
General Questions or Comments – ipodpanda[at]gmail.com
Justin (Twitter) – http://twitter.com/justinthemighty
The Show (Twitter) – http://twitter.com/pandashow

Full duration of episode: 1hr:03min:54sec

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General Topic Timeline:
04:47 – And so it begins…
06:50 – Half-Blood Prince movie
15:05 – What’s JKR up to?
19:03 – Pancakes!
28:58 – “Tragically horrible.”
30:09 – Warped Tour 2009
31:49 – A Modern Candy Bar
32:35 – Back to Warped Tour
35:16 – “You want some sandwiches?”
38:57 – “I kissed a girl and I got…”
40:27 – Spinach* and tomatoes
44:10 – Food Pyramid
47:21 – Steve Ballmer/Windows 7/Apple rant

1:00:50 – Heading out for now…

*It’s Stouffer’s, not Russell Stover. (Me sowwy. No idea what I was smoking.)

Links:
IMAX Theatres (http://www.imax.com)
Guillermo Del Toro (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0868219/)
Pancakes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pancake)
Hungry Hungry Hippos (http://www.hasbro.com)

“We’ll do it live!” (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tJjNVVwRCY)
“We’ll do it live! [The Remix!]” (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j2YDq6FkVE)

Wendy’s (http://www.wendys.com)
Stouffer’s (http://www.stouffers.com)
Food Pyramid/USDA (http://mypyramid.gov)
Microsoft (http://www.microsoft.com)
European Union (http://www.eurunion.org/eu/)
Apple (http://www.apple.com)
Micro Center (http://www.microcenter.com)

Music:
“Old Dun Cow” by Brobdingnagian Bards (http://www.thebards.net)

Special thanks to:
Andrew Potterton (http://www.myspace.com/dopekick)
Blastwave FX (http://www.blastwavefx.com/)

And, of course, to my friend Bradley for lending his voice to the little intro. (Thanks again!)

Contact/Observe:
General Questions or Comments – ipodpanda@gmail
Justin (Twitter) – http://twitter.com/justinthemighty
The Show (Twitter) – http://twitter.com/pandashow