Elfchild's Panda Show

Ep. 12(b): Titanic, Racism and Boobs (Not Necessarily in That Order)

Justin — Thu, 17 May 2012 02:44:17 +0000

In this disastrous add-on to our most recent episode, we discuss our outing to see ‘Titanic’ in all it’s IMAX-y, 3D glory. Bear with us– this one sucks a bit.

Contact:
Comments/Voicemail – 909.742.9268
Email – ipodpanda[at]gmail.com

Download link: http://traffic.libsyn.com/theburrow/titaniboob.mp3

Music:
“Ginger Pants” by Autorotation (http://autorotation.org)

Album art:
http://www.sxc.hu/profile/djnorway

Ep. 12: It’s Either A One-Man Band or A Baby On His Back

Justin — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 21:24:18 +0000

This episode is a magical romp! A romp, I say! Okay… perhaps it’s not all that magical, but we head off to the zoo in this one, which is pretty cool. Field trip!

Contact:
Comments/Voicemail – 909.742.9268
Email – ipodpanda [at] gmail.com

ACT I (00:18)
00:01:30 — Should Dani go to the bank?
00:06:00 — We repeat: We can’t help you with that
00:07:30 — How I truly met your mother…
00:08:25 — Gay, racist and nerdy
00:11:05 — Hello, lesbians…
00:13:06 — Sound advice

ACT II (15:26)
00:18:10 — Justin is clearly schizophrenic
00:21:35 — Kind sir, is that slip Freudian?
00:24:28 — Cotton candy gets you Dani
00:28:10 — Justin is definitely schizophrenic
00:28:29 — It doesn’t even shock Dani anymore…
00:31:50 — Where is this analogy taking us?

ACT III (45:16)
00:48:55 — Pros: Quick access to face-slashing critters
00:50:35 — Dani is an otter
00:51:54 — Truth
00:52:43 — Best. Parent. Ever.

ACT IV (53:27)
00:56:25 — For our Mexican listeners
01:01:47 — Much like reality…
01:05:02 — Common stroke symptom…
01:09:12 — I. Have. Spoken.

Links (Mentioned):
Sour Patch Kids – http://www.sourpatch.com/
Screaming Jelly Babies – http://youtu.be/410b79CPqP0
Grindr – http://grindr.com/
Roku – http://www.roku.com/
TED Talks – http://www.ted.com/talks
‘How I Met Your Mother’ – http://www.cbs.com/shows/how_i_met_your_mother/
Angry Birds – http://www.angrybirds.com/
MC Frontalot – http://frontalot.com
Sailor Moon – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailor_Moon
Harry Potter – http://www.harrypotter.com
Dippin’ Dots – http://www.dippindots.com
“Earth Intruders” – http://youtu.be/j1Q9ppPPHjU
‘Probed: Signals’ – http://www.youtube.com/user/probedsignals
‘Chronicle’ – http://www.facebook.com/Chronicle
‘Journey 2′ – http://www.themysteriousisland.com/
‘The Hunger Games’ – http://www.thehungergamesmovie.com/
The Allstate Commercial – http://youtu.be/k9EBcNEKkcY
The Leaky Cauldron – http://the-leaky-cauldron.org
Melissa Anelli – http://penbitten.com/
Fallout: New Vegas – http://fallout.bethsoft.com/
Tron – http://disney.go.com/tron/
Boone’s Farm – http://www.gallo.com
Courvoisier – http://courvoisier.com/us/
Tim Tams – http://arnotts.com/our-products/products/arnotts-tim-tam.aspx
Blinky Bill – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0343229/
Bananas in Pajamas – http://www.abc.net.au/abcforkids/sites/bananasinpyjamas/
Round the Twist – http://www.roundthetwist.com
“Without my pants” – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0690378/
OGLAF – http://oglaf.com/
G4 – http://www.g4tv.com/
Blair Herter – http://twitter.com/#!/blairherter
Kevin Pereira – http://twitter.com/#!/kpereira
Olivia Munn – http://twitter.com/#!/oliviamunn
Poochare Video – http://www.g4tv.com/videos/36484/kevin-eats-dog-food/

Intro:
“Dingos Grooved My Baby” by flopsy

Music by Parry Gripp:
“Boogie Woogie Hedgehog”
“Justin Bieber and Spaghetti Cat”
“Up Butt Coconut”

Album art:
http://www.sxc.hu/profile/djnorway

Out and About 8: Hugo and the Beast (aka Jitterbug Crunk)

Justin — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 06:59:58 +0000

Here’s the recording from our most recent movie date night, which we thankfully finished BEFORE our Yellow Cab fail rage set in. (PS: Sorry for the annoying audio quality.)

Download link: http://traffic.libsyn.com/theburrow/oa8beast.mp3

Contact:
Comments/Voicemail – 909.742.9268
Email – ipodpanda@gmail.com

Links:
AMC Cinemas – http://www.amctheatres.com/
Beauty and the Beast – http://disney.go.com/beauty-and-the-beast/
Hugo – http://www.hugomovie.com/
Pac-Man – http://pacman.com/en/
Sonic the Hedgehog – http://www.sonicthehedgehog.com/
Manchester United – http://www.manutd.com
Stephen Hawking – http://www.hawking.org.uk/

Audio:
“Impossible Pineapple Pt. 2″ by The Superfantastics
(http://www.thesuperfantastics.com)

“Lucifer” by SHINee (http://shinee.smtown.com/)

Special thanks…

To Adam, for offering to assist us when the cab company fucked up (despite being sick). And to Stephen Hawking, since I (Justin) later realized that the bit in which I’m speaking about Stephen came across as more mean than funny. I wasn’t trying to be an asshole and I genuinely think Stephen is pretty awesome.

Out and About 7: Dani is the Harold to Justin’s Kumar

Justin — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 03:00:49 +0000

Justin and Dani venture out to the AMC Lennox Town Center 24 to see, of all things, A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas. Bask in our parking lot banter and inhale the smoke of our post-movie joy.

Download link: http://traffic.libsyn.com/theburrow/oa7roldy.mp3

Contact:
Comments/Voicemail – 909.742.9268
Email – ipodpanda@gmail.com

Links:
Harold & Kumar – http://haroldandkumar.warnerbros.com
Bill & Ted/Wyld Stallyns – http://bit.ly/wyldwik
Transformers – http://bit.ly/tranwik
Captain Morgan – http://www.captainmorgan.com
Twilight – http://bit.ly/twitardwik
Necco – http://www.necco.com/
Home Alone – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099785/
Joe Pesci – http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000582/

Audio Sources:
H+K Clip – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYAC17CBDUg
Team Rocket Clip – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLrmMe6SYEU

Out and About 6: The Tensuke Loitering Project

Justin — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 11:05:42 +0000

We sit just outside Tensuke Market like a couple of bums, talking about our random purchases and making random statements while waiting for our taxi. As usual, it results in Justin bashing the innocent people of Ohio. Good times.

Download link: http://traffic.libsyn.com/theburrow/oa6tensuke.mp3

Contact:
Comments/Voicemail – 909.742.9268
Email – ipodpanda@gmail.com

Links:
Tensuke – http://tensukemarket.com/
‘Sabrina’ trophy man – http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0393268/
The man ‘Sabrina’ faught – http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0846480/
An Example of the “Asian Fauxhawk” – http://bit.ly/aznhawk
Smart car – http://www.smart.com
Prius – http://www.toyota.com/prius-hybrid/
Alfred Lord Tennyson – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred,_Lord_Tennyson

Music Heard Within:
“Drunken Sailor” by Blaggards (http://blaggards.com/)

Out and About 5: Captain America and Steve Jobs

Justin — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 21:00:58 +0000

In this episode…

Captain America, the death of Steve Jobs, “ethnic” food rejection, inability to control your breathing rate while talking, and being distracted by something that might be cake.

Download link: http://traffic.libsyn.com/theburrow/oa5captain.mp3

Contact:
Comments/Voicemail – 909.742.9268
Email – ipodpanda@gmail.com

Links:
Captain America – http://captainamerica.marvel.com/
Apple – http://www.apple.com
Sean Connery – http://www.seanconnery.com/
Leo Laporte / TWiT Network – http://twit.tv
Creative MuVo – http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0000CD0F4
Dharma & Greg – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118303/
Archer – http://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/originals/archer/
The Walking Dead – http://www.amctv.com/shows/the-walking-dead
ODB – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ol’_Dirty_Bastard
Snoop – http://www.snoopdogg.com/

Pimping the Podcasts:
Zillacast – http://www.zillafag.com/
Girl on Guy with Aisha Tyler – http://www.girlonguy.net

Music Heard Within:
“Zydrate Anatomy” from Repo! The Genetic Opera

Ep. 11/Pt. 3: Movies of 2010: The Upheaval

Justin — Sun, 14 Aug 2011 04:45:12 +0000

It’s here! It’s finally here! (Please try to contain your enthusiasm, so as to not stain the carpets. Thanks.) The final part of our long-running, seemingly neverending “Movies of 2010″ series is here. Join us as we talk far longer than intended, just as we did with the previous two episodes. (Consistency! Huzzah! w00t! And so forth.)

Download link: http://traffic.libsyn.com/theburrow/epsmovies11p3.mp3
[Length - 1:54:09 // Size - 105mb]

00:00:21 – Pre-Intro Intro
00:02:16 – Official Start (Intro)
00:07:29 – UK Riots
00:15:48 – Spoiler Mark – A Nightmare on Elm Street
00:25:34 – Spoiler Mark – Toy Story 3
00:34:40 – Spoiler Mark – Harry Brown
00:38:22 – Spoiler Mark – The Last Airbender
00:53:36 – Spoiler Mark – Despicable Me
00:57:53 – Spoiler Mark – The Sorcerer’s Apprentice
01:06:18 – Spoiler Mark – Shutter Island
01:27:56 – Spoiler Mark – Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
01:48:31 – End of Spoilers

Contact Stuff:
Justin on Twitter – twitter.com/justinthemighty
Justin on Formspring – formspring.me/justinthemighty
Dani on Twitter – twitter.com/danielthetrue
The Panda Show on Twitter – twitter.com/pandashow

Voicemail: 909-742-9268
Email: ipodpanda@gmail.com

Links:
Catch A Looter – http://catchalooter.tumblr.com/
Crimestoppers UK form – http://bit.ly/riot555
Crimestoppers UK line – 0800 555 111
gregeichelberger’s IMDB review – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1130884/reviews-196
Harry Potter (films) – http://www.harrypotter.com
J.K. Rowling – http://www.jkrowling.com
Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0138956/
Audi – http://www.audiusa.com

Music Heard Within:
“Dingos Grooved My Baby” by flopsy
“D’Oreste_D’Adjace” by Aesma Daeva (http://www.aesmadaeva.com)
“My Dad is Rich” by Draco and the Malfoys (http://www.evilwizardrock.com/)

Added Thanks:
All of our awesome listeners (mostly for downloading three of the most annoyingly large files we’ve ever put out).

Added note:
The “Bazinga!” heard within is an excerpt from the CBS show ‘The Big Bang Theory‘.

Leaving Hogwarts

Justin — Sun, 17 Jul 2011 10:29:52 +0000

My slightly rant-y account of what Harry Potter has meant to me.

Download link: http://traffic.libsyn.com/theburrow/leavinghogwarts.mp3

Special thanks (of course) to J.K. Rowling.

The musical bits at the beginning and end are excerpts from “Prologue” and “Leaving Hogwarts” from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack. You should go buy it. :)

Amazon.com: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001239NDO
Overstock.com: http://www.overstock.com/67418/product.html
Buy.com: http://www.buy.com/prod/q/loc/109/60507448.html
iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/harry-potter-sorcerers-stone/id89286124

Various Noises for Eleven Minutes

Justin — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 10:28:54 +0000

Justin has an iPhone 4. Dani has an HTC Thunderbolt. When the two devices meet, magic ear sex ensues. Various sounds and goofy, sleep-induced laughter abound. [10.7mb / 11m30s]

Download link: http://traffic.libsyn.com/theburrow/minidumbsounds.mp3

Ep. 11/Pt. 2: Movies of 2010: The Undeadening

Justin — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 00:04:02 +0000

We’re all about fun, movies, and Justin’s little Lewis Black rant about teenagers. In this episode, we discuss: Alice in Wonderland, Youth in Revolt, The Book of Eli, Easy A, Kick-Ass, Salt, Iron Man 2, Shrek Forever After and Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. Enjoy!

Download link: http://traffic.libsyn.com/theburrow/movieMMXpt2.mp3

00:00:27 – Official Start
00:18:53 – Voicemail: Derek
00:19:45 – Voicemail: David
00:21:26 – Spoiler Mark – Alice in Wonderland
00:35:01 – Spoiler Mark – Youth in Revolt
00:44:10 – Spoiler Mark – The Book of Eli
00:59:39 – Spoiler Mark – Easy A
01:12:53 – Spoiler Mark – Kick-Ass
01:30:28 – Spoiler Mark – Salt
01:38:37 – Spoiler Mark – Iron Man 2
01:47:44 – Spoiler Mark – Shrek Forever After
02:00:50 – Spoiler Mark – Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
02:14:52 – Spoiler Free Zone
02:22:29 – End Music

Contact Stuff:
Justin on Twitter – twitter.com/justinthemighty
Justin on Formspring – formspring.me/justinthemighty
Dani on Twitter – twitter.com/danielthetrue
The Panda Show on Twitter – twitter.com/pandashow

Voicemail: 909-742-9268
Email: ipodpanda@gmail.com

Links:
Ohio State University – http://www.osu.edu/
Canada – http://www.canada.gc.ca
Elijah Wood – http://is.gd/gswood
John Waters (‘stache) – http://is.gd/gswaters
Samantha Brown – http://www.travelchannel.com/TV_Shows/Samantha_Brown
Craigslist – http://www.craigslist.org
MTV – http://www.mtv.com
Jim Carrey’s suit – http://is.gd/gschroma
Youth in Revolt (Book) – http://www.amazon.com/dp/0385481969
Prion disease – http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dvrd/prions/
The Scarlet Letter (Book)- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scarlet_Letter
John Hughes – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Hughes_(filmmaker)
Dawson’s Creek – http://www.sonypictures.com/tv/shows/dawson/
Asperger Syndrome – http://www.ninds.nih.gov/disorders/asperger/detail_asperger.htm
Mark Millar/Kick-Ass – http://www.millarworld.tv/
Congenital Insensitivity to Pain – http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18808773
Trololo Man – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwGFalTRHDA
Lockheed C-130 Hercules – http://is.gd/gsc130
Elijah Rumpel – http://is.gd/gsrumpel
“Molly… you in danger, girl!” – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqLMrX4U1U8
Bryan Lee O’Malley/Scott Pilgrim – http://www.scottpilgrim.com/

Music Heard Within:
“Dingos Grooved My Baby” by flopsy
“Mariner’s Lament” by Christopher Brown/Rough Sax (http://is.gd/gschris)
“Half-Hearted Stab” by Big Mountain Fudge Cake (http://www.bigmountainfudgecake.com/)

Added Thanks:
The ghost of Henry Deringer.

Some Audio Edited From Sources Below:
http://youtube.com/WaltDisneyStudiosNL
http://youtube.com/mantorkel
http://youtube.com/LionsgateLIVE
http://youtube.com/SonyPicsUK
http://youtube.com/MARVEL
http://youtube.com/DreamworksAnimation
http://youtube.com/bros4lief (yes, it’s lief)