JJPCHLS One: Ep.1/Pt.3 – Good Hate-Sex is Way Better Than Megan Fox
Sep/090
All fantastically beautiful things must eventually come to an end, as is the case with this delightful collaboration with the wise and powerful Jacob. (He commands the unholy power of the Zune!!!) Listen, enjoy, and leave some bloody comments already! :)
Direct download link: http://media.libsyn.com/media/theburrow/JJPCHLSep1pt3.mp3
Jake and Justin’s Primetime Candy and Happy Life Show
“Good Hate-Sex is Way Better Than Megan Fox” (aka Ep.1/Pt.3)
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Full duration of episode: 1hr12min:47sec
General Topic Timeline:
0:02:14 – A long, long time ago…
0:06:54 – “I’m one of THOSE people…”
0:08:55 – “Ah yes… my archnemesis!”
0:13:41 – No f*cking way! We’re not ‘tweens!
0:17:40 – Split-second bad English accent moment
0:19:10 – John Travolta. Robin Williams. Dog. ‘Nuff said.
0:22:37 – Interesting, bad, or a combination thereof.
0:23:20 – Nic Cage ruined Justin’s childhood memories.
0:25:18 – There are no “Buy one, Get one” dry vagina sales here…
0:28:37 – Bad Sean Connery impressions for everyone!
0:29:55 – “I’ll split it into pieces. It’ll be ok.”
0:32:28 – That’s just mean.
0:35:29 – It’s not mine. It’s an iTunes rental.
0:38:15 – A moment of silence for our dignity.
0:41:36 – Jake et Justin: Un film français mauvais
0:43:45 – If all else fails…
0:47:00 – Zillafag ice-skating ruins the mystique
0:50:08 – Can I pick all 3?
0:50:40 – Wait… am I f*cking Judi Dench?! Epic win!
0:51:30 – Have sex with or kill? Erotic asphyxiation = compromise.
0:53:50 – Damn you, Rachael Ray!
0:57:27 – Let me Google it!
1:02:30 – Straight up Vaudeville, bitches!
1:05:00 – Parting is such sweet sorrow…
1:06:39 – Filling our awkward silence quota
1:08:05 – Filling our offending the disabled quota
1:08:20 – The End.
Links:
Timur Bekmambetov – www.imdb.com/name/nm0067457/
Pixar – www.pixar.com/
Shutter Island – www.shutterisland.com/
Podscope – www.podscope.com/
Zillafag – www.zillafag.com
Zune – www.zune.net
Special thanks to:
Andrew Potterton (www.myspace.com/dopekick)
Blastwave FX (www.blastwavefx.com/)
Aaron English (www.aaronenglish.com)
And, of course, to my friend Bradley for lending his voice to the little intro. (Thanks again, babe!)
**If anyone has any clue who I can credit for the “Please don’t divorce mommy” bit, please let me know. I can’t recall where I found it.**
Contact/Observe:
Comment and Voicemail Line – 909.742.9268 [909 SHAZBOT]
General Questions or Comments – ipodpanda[at]gmail.com
Justin (Twitter) – twitter.com/justinthemighty
The Show (Twitter) – twitter.com/pandashow
JJPCHLS One: Ep.1/Pt.2 – She’s My Sister Too!
Aug/090
The geektastic fun continues as Justin and Jacob return for part two of their delightfully clumsy podcast romp. (Romp? Wha? How uncool!) Enjoy the randomosity! (I love fake words.)
Jake and Justin’s Primetime Candy and Happy Life Show
“She’s My Sister Too!” (aka Ep.1/Pt.2)
Full duration of episode: 50min:21sec
General Topic Timeline:
01:51 – And so it continues…
02:25 – Well, it’s rectangular (Geek ALERT!)
15:15 – Browser talk
23:30 – Pr0n + Zune = Ta-da!
23:50 – Rupert Grint’s ice cream truck
26:30 – Alaska’s Mexicans!
26:35 – Ice cream continued
29:55 – Here’s how to order!
32:20 – Ye Olde Dildo Factory and the Pepsi Incident
36:40 – The Eternal Circus
38:20 – The kind of video-on-audio that Zilla loves
39:40 – Movie talk?
48:20 – All for now…
Links:
Opera (www.opera.com)
Firefox (getfirefox.com)
Flock (www.flock.com)
Creative MuVo (us.creative.com)
Apple iPod (store.apple.com/us)
Microsoft Zune (www.zune.com)
Netflix (www.netflix.com)
Ubuntu (www.ubuntu.com)
Rupert Grint (www.rupert-grint.us/)
Billy Mays (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Mays)
Special thanks to:
Lucian Piane (www.revolucian.com)
Andrew Potterton (www.myspace.com/dopekick)
Blastwave FX (www.blastwavefx.com/)
And, of course, to my friend Bradley for lending his voice to the little intro. (Thanks again!)
Contact/Observe:
Comment and Voicemail Line – 909.742.9268 [909 SHAZBOT]
General Questions or Comments – ipodpanda[at]gmail.com
Justin (Twitter) – twitter.com/justinthemighty
The Show (Twitter) – twitter.com/pandashow
JJPCHLS One: Ep.1/Pt.1 – Vehicular Manslaughter Is Always A Giveaway
Jul/090
Justin’s friend Jacob joins him for this multi-part recording that is half funny and half tragically flawed. (Love us?) Oh yeah, “multi-part” is code for “the dorks kept talking and had to hack the show into separate pieces.” Enjoy!
Full duration of episode: 1hr:03min:54sec
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General Topic Timeline:
04:47 – And so it begins…
06:50 – Half-Blood Prince movie
15:05 – What’s JKR up to?
19:03 – Pancakes!
28:58 – “Tragically horrible.”
30:09 – Warped Tour 2009
31:49 – A Modern Candy Bar
32:35 – Back to Warped Tour
35:16 – “You want some sandwiches?”
38:57 – “I kissed a girl and I got…”
40:27 – Spinach* and tomatoes
44:10 – Food Pyramid
47:21 – Steve Ballmer/Windows 7/Apple rant
1:00:50 – Heading out for now…
*It’s Stouffer’s, not Russell Stover. (Me sowwy. No idea what I was smoking.)
Links:
IMAX Theatres (www.imax.com)
Guillermo Del Toro (www.imdb.com/name/nm0868219/)
Pancakes (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pancake)
Hungry Hungry Hippos (www.hasbro.com)
“We’ll do it live!” (www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tJjNVVwRCY)
“We’ll do it live! [The Remix!]” (www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j2YDq6FkVE)
Wendy’s (www.wendys.com)
Stouffer’s (www.stouffers.com)
Food Pyramid/USDA (mypyramid.gov)
Microsoft (www.microsoft.com)
European Union (www.eurunion.org/eu/)
Apple (www.apple.com)
Micro Center (www.microcenter.com)
Music:
“Old Dun Cow” by Brobdingnagian Bards (www.thebards.net)
Special thanks to:
Andrew Potterton (www.myspace.com/dopekick)
Blastwave FX (www.blastwavefx.com/)
And, of course, to my friend Bradley for lending his voice to the little intro. (Thanks again!)
Contact/Observe:
General Questions or Comments – ipodpanda@gmail
Justin (Twitter) – twitter.com/justinthemighty
The Show (Twitter) – twitter.com/pandashow