Ep. 25: Hugging Gwen and Other Tales

Ep. 25 album artIn this episode, Justin gets lost in the past (again) and Dani plots revenge on our parking space occupiers with his army of crows.

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Links:
· The Reddit Coconut Story [Youtube]
· The other Tales From the Internet video [Youtube]
· Pond5
· Tensuke Market
· Belle’s Bread
· J Avenue
· The Last Podcast Network
· Romeo + Juliet [IMDB]
· “that Resident Evil lady”
· “They Both Die at the End”
· “The Devil is Human” [Apple] [Youtube Music] [Spotify]
· “The Satanic Rites of Blacula” [Apple] [Youtube Music] [Spotify]
· London Irish [IMDB]
· Aurora [Official site]
· Wattpad
· The Last Movie
· “jug gum powder”
· Sykkuno [Youtube]
· Meow Ears Up

Additional sounds were provided by these fine folks at Freesound:
· F.M.Audio
· GeorgeHopkins
· kikorurelas
· Moulaythami

 

 

Update: Dani’s Not in the Scioto

Justin is here to update our listeners on our continued not being dead-ness, and Dani and his Slenderman legs threaten mischief.

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Ep. 24: Doldrums Marinara Windmill Firefly

Ep. 24 album artHere we are, swinging in with our shiny pants to regale you with tales of: favorite candy treats, our many years together, failing machinery, space telescopes, movies, patchwork pants and why your favorite Bond is probably wrong.

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Links:
Ongline
Phil DeFranco
“Tiny woman walking through Japan…”
Seincast
Holes [IMDB]
Our boxspring
Arecibo dish collapse
James Webb telescope
The red spot is speeding up
Flickchart
Gypsy Rose
The horse meatball story
Scott Pilgrim [Trailer]
Apeach and the other Kakao friends
“Did The Day Go Just Like You Wanted?” [Apple] [Youtube Music] [Spotify]
Orison: A Wish A Prayer
The Edge of Sleep
Markiplier
Dust
Dispatches from Elsewhere [Trailer]

Creative Commons stuff:
Stormfront by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4421-stormfront
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Waltz of the Carnies by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4607-waltz-of-the-carnies
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Marty Gots A Plan by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4992-marty-gots-a-plan
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

*Shoutout to Yesterworld for getting the phrase “The Lottery, starring Bette Midler” stuck in my head.

Just a little note…

Hey, folks. Justin here. I just wanted to apologize if you clicked the download link in one of our recent posts and got the wrong episode. The editor WordPress switched to a year or so ago is a massive pain in the taint and I unknowingly managed to clone the edit across five posts when I went to change the most recent upload’s link. I manually changed things back in each post and they should be pointing to the correct file now. Nothing major, but a little annoying if you happen to be one of those people who downloads episodes from the blog posts.

Stay safe out there. Later, skater.

Mini Episode: For the record, it was off the air before we were born…

eps_offairJust a friendly game of “Would you rather…?” to ride out the end of this hella awful year.

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  • The “Would you rather…?” app we used [iOS]

    • Ep. 23: Cover Your Ears, Breetnuh!

    eps_23This episode is all about the streets of Ko Samui, unsafe cleaver practices, choosing your Pokemon partner wisely, and staying at home. (Don’t worry, we have a quarantine playlist for that.) Put your buds in your earholes and come along!

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    Ep. 22: I’m Sorry, Mom [Pt. 2 of 2]

    eps_22_pt2Characteristically later than intended, here’s the conclusion to the previous episode. We both talk about our coming out process. For Justin, it’s a fairly organized roadtrip. For Dani, well… it’s Dani, so it’s more about the journey than the destination. Oh, and we learn that trans people aren’t feet. Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage!

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    Links:

    • “Dan’s video” [Youtube]
    • “Phil’s video” [Youtube]
    • El Goonish Shive [webcomic]
    • Jungle 2 Jungle [IMDB]
    • Ritalin [WebMD]
    • “Eros in Boystown” [Amazon]

    Thanks to the following for doing such a great job with my Fiverr requests, listed in order of appearance:
    Jonathan: https://www.fiverr.com/jonathanluhmann
    Emma: https://www.fiverr.com/emmarockwood
    Ty: https://www.fiverr.com/tycaffreyvo
    Jack: https://www.fiverr.com/radio_jwhite
    Peter: https://www.fiverr.com/petrus60

    Music from https://filmmusic.io:
    “Trio for Piano, Cello, and Clarinet” by Kevin MacLeod, available under a CC BY 4.0 license.
    “Hidden Agenda” by Kevin MacLeod, available under a CC BY 4.0 license.

    This episode’s intro features these nifty sounds:
    “3DPrinter-PrintrBot.mp3” by hchau, available under a CC BY 3.0 license.
    “Thump” by bareform, available under a CC BY 3.0 license.
    “Lit Fireplace” by lurpsis, available under a CC0 1.0 license.
    “gasps small crowd.wav” by dreamstobecome, available under a CC0 1.0 license.
    “Walking Across London Bridge” by bass-95, available under a CC0 1.0 license.
    “SRS_Cinematic_Hit” by StephenSaldanha, available under a CC BY 3.0 license.

    Ep. 22: I’m Sorry, Mom [Pt. 1 of 2]

    eps_22In this episode: Dani explains how ‘The Voice’ works, I mime strangling babies and possibly offend the autistic community, we both want to know about that seemingly random furry parade back in April, and I bring great shame to my dear mother. Listen to the show for more!

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    Links:

    • Tucker and Dale vs Evil [IMDB]
    • Re: “Wolves” – Justin was thinking of Lucas Till‘s face.

    Ep. 21: I’m Fickle, So Whatevs (aka Have Some Toast)

    eps_212018 has been an exceptionally toasty dumpster fire. Join us as we talk about what we’ve been up to lately. Movie dates! Death and sadness! Dan and Phil! All this and more in our last episode of the year.

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    Did some digging on Dani’s David Byrne comment. From Wikipedia: “Like Humans Do” is the fourth track from David Byrne’s 2001 album Look into the Eyeball and was also released as a single that year. The radio edit version of the song (which omits the line referring to cannabis) was selected by Microsoft as the sample music for Windows XP to demonstrate the new Windows Media Player.

    Further enable our tea and transport fix:

    • Adagio
    • Our Uber code: 4lhih

       

     

    …Fruity and Asian [Update]

    dinosurfart_300 The year’s been an absolute cluster. The intro bit is a downer, but I promise the rest of the episode is upbeat from that point. Hang in there.

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    Links:
    • Love, Simon
    • “Two Canadians and an Australian” [Youtube]
    • Sword Art Online: Ordinal Scale
    • What the Duck the Series [MyDramaList]

     

    This isn’t a comprehensive list by any means, but it does include numbers for the majority of our listeners (based on basic data from our hosting company).

    US: National Suicide Prevention Lifeline [1-800-273-8255]
    || Youth-aimed: TrevorLifeline [866-488-7386]
    || Trans-aimed: Trans Lifeline [877-565-8860]

    UK: Samaritans [116 123]

    Canada: Crisis Services Canada [1-833-456-4566]
    || Trans-aimed: Trans Lifeline [877-330-6366]

    Mexico: [525-510-2550] (Admittedly, I have very little info on this one and the people behind it, but the number itself popped up on nearly every page I could find regarding lifelines in Mexico.)

    Japan: TELL Lifeline [03-5774-0992]

    China: Beijing SRPC Hotline [Landline: 800-810-1117 / Cell: 010-82951332]

     

    *For the record, the drink was called Jurassic Island.