Just a friendly game of “Would you rather…?” to ride out the end of this hella awful year.
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Ep. 23: Cover Your Ears, Breetnuh!
This episode is all about the streets of Ko Samui, unsafe cleaver practices, choosing your Pokemon partner wisely, and staying at home. (Don’t worry, we have a quarantine playlist for that.) Put your buds in your earholes and come along!
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Danger Storm by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4985-danger-storm
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Ep. 22: I’m Sorry, Mom [Pt. 2 of 2]
Characteristically later than intended, here’s the conclusion to the previous episode. We both talk about our coming out process. For Justin, it’s a fairly organized roadtrip. For Dani, well… it’s Dani, so it’s more about the journey than the destination. Oh, and we learn that trans people aren’t feet. Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage!
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• “Dan’s video” [Youtube]
• “Phil’s video” [Youtube]
• El Goonish Shive [webcomic]
• Jungle 2 Jungle [IMDB]
• Ritalin [WebMD]
• “Eros in Boystown” [Amazon]
Thanks to the following for doing such a great job with my Fiverr requests, listed in order of appearance:
Jonathan: https://www.fiverr.com/jonathanluhmann
Emma: https://www.fiverr.com/emmarockwood
Ty: https://www.fiverr.com/tycaffreyvo
Jack: https://www.fiverr.com/radio_jwhite
Peter: https://www.fiverr.com/petrus60
Music from https://filmmusic.io:
“Trio for Piano, Cello, and Clarinet” by Kevin MacLeod, available under a CC BY 4.0 license.
“Hidden Agenda” by Kevin MacLeod, available under a CC BY 4.0 license.
This episode’s intro features these nifty sounds:
“3DPrinter-PrintrBot.mp3” by hchau, available under a CC BY 3.0 license.
“Thump” by bareform, available under a CC BY 3.0 license.
“Lit Fireplace” by lurpsis, available under a CC0 1.0 license.
“gasps small crowd.wav” by dreamstobecome, available under a CC0 1.0 license.
“Walking Across London Bridge” by bass-95, available under a CC0 1.0 license.
“SRS_Cinematic_Hit” by StephenSaldanha, available under a CC BY 3.0 license.
Ep. 22: I’m Sorry, Mom [Pt. 1 of 2]
In this episode: Dani explains how ‘The Voice’ works, I mime strangling babies and possibly offend the autistic community, we both want to know about that seemingly random furry parade back in April, and I bring great shame to my dear mother. Listen to the show for more!
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Ep. 21: I’m Fickle, So Whatevs (aka Have Some Toast)
2018 has been an exceptionally toasty dumpster fire. Join us as we talk about what we’ve been up to lately. Movie dates! Death and sadness! Dan and Phil! All this and more in our last episode of the year.
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Did some digging on Dani’s David Byrne comment. From Wikipedia: “Like Humans Do” is the fourth track from David Byrne’s 2001 album Look into the Eyeball and was also released as a single that year. The radio edit version of the song (which omits the line referring to cannabis) was selected by Microsoft as the sample music for Windows XP to demonstrate the new Windows Media Player.
Further enable our tea and transport fix:
…Fruity and Asian [Update]
The year’s been an absolute cluster. The intro bit is a downer, but I promise the rest of the episode is upbeat from that point. Hang in there.
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• Love, Simon
• “Two Canadians and an Australian” [Youtube]
• Sword Art Online: Ordinal Scale
• What the Duck the Series [MyDramaList]
This isn’t a comprehensive list by any means, but it does include numbers for the majority of our listeners (based on basic data from our hosting company).
US: National Suicide Prevention Lifeline [1-800-273-8255]
|| Youth-aimed: TrevorLifeline [866-488-7386]
|| Trans-aimed: Trans Lifeline [877-565-8860]
UK: Samaritans [116 123]
Canada: Crisis Services Canada [1-833-456-4566]
|| Trans-aimed: Trans Lifeline [877-330-6366]
Mexico: [525-510-2550] (Admittedly, I have very little info on this one and the people behind it, but the number itself popped up on nearly every page I could find regarding lifelines in Mexico.)
Japan: TELL Lifeline [03-5774-0992]
China: Beijing SRPC Hotline [Landline: 800-810-1117 / Cell: 010-82951332]
*For the record, the drink was called Jurassic Island.
Update: Matzo Ball Madness [aka The Xmas Episode]
Fashionably late, as usual. Recorded on Christmas (2017). Hear Dani wrap things! Hear me boil water! Rejoice in the heavenly sounds of a creaking floor!
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Background on the food/sex thing…
American Museum of Natural History
Update: Falling Apart and Nanny Farts
Yes, we’re alive. Here’s a quick “Welcome to 2017” sort of thing. Thanks for listening! (*insert celebratory butt shake here*)
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Out and About 17: Loreena at The Palace Theatre
We saw Loreena McKennitt at The Palace Theatre in Columbus. Here’s our little post-show recap, courtesy of our luscious voices and my phone.
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Side note: ‘The Old Ways’ is the song I was trying to get Dani to name for me. — Listen/Purchase: [Amazon][iTunes][Google][Spotify]
Crevasse photo credit: nichols.edu
Cravat photo credit: cravat-club.com
Cummerbund photo credit: johnlewis.com
Further enable our tea fix: Adagio
Ep. 20: Shorts Are Stupid and So Are You
In this episode, we catch you up on the events of our lives since our January episode, Justin is all hot and grumpy, Dani continues to abuse Justin at every turn, and we both get lost in furries and meatasauruses. All this and more! What do you have to lose? Listen now!
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