[Cross Post] Age of Empires II: Petards and Profanity

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I can’t remember exactly when this was recorded, but it wasn’t too long ago. Sit. Have some tea. Listen to my voice over the soothing sounds of explosions, arrows and the final exclamations of tiny video game people. **This episode is a cross post. If you listen to both of my shows, you’ll see this episode in both feeds.

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Out and About 13: White Man Weave Cushion

oa13art_sTwo months ago, we wandered to the gay pride parade/festival. Recorded during our lunch at North Market in Columbus, this episode is a wee bit noisy. Hopefully, you’ll like it anyway. Also, I [Justin] curse a lot more than usual in this one. So… you know… that’s a thing.

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Links:
North Market – http://www.northmarket.com/
Columbus Pride – http://www.columbuspride.org/
Senor Don Gato – en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Señor_Don_Gato_(song)
Repo! The Genetic Opera – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0963194/
Father Ted (clip) – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e9Y023-mnc
Carpe Diem – http://www.carpediem.com/en
Ted Koppel – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Koppel
Chad Johnson – http://twit.tv/people/chad-omgchad-johnson
Earth, Wind and Fire – http://www.earthwindandfire.com
Walter Mercado – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Mercado
Drinky bird – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drinking_bird

Out and About 12: The Canadians Are Planning Something

Cover artWe were hanging about at North Market a month or two ago and had a chat about racism, stereotypes, Canadians and cannibalistic chocolaty goodness. Enjoy!

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Links:
North Market – http://www.northmarket.com/
Greg Proops – http://www.gregproops.com/
XE – http://www.xe.com/
Craigslist Joe – http://www.craigslistjoe.com/
Craigslist – http://craigslist.org
Will & Grace – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0157246/
Sally Jesse (Twitter) – https://twitter.com/SJRaphael
Pick Up the Phone (ad) – http://youtu.be/tKdlb5yv5xo
Nibiru – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibiru_cataclysm
Dane Cook candy joke – http://youtu.be/SpaKqcHP0eQ
NRAO / VLA – http://www.vla.nrao.edu/
Timbits – http://www.timhortons.com/us/en/menu/timbits.html
Bubbles – https://www.facebook.com/BubblesTeaJuice

Unedited album art credit:
http://www.sxc.hu/profile/AndrewMark

Out and About 11: NYC

Cover artListen to us talk a little about our hatred of families and the hobo transport, our approval of the subway and fat pigeons, and the joy of apartment buildings talking back to us. Also, enjoy the constant hum of the city through the open window. (Sorry. It didn’t sound quite that noisy to our ears while recording. You can actually hear exactly when I [Justin] reposition the mic away from the fire escape.)

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Steam (Justin) – http://steamcommunity.com/id/purplepants

Links:
HP Exhibition — http://www.discoverytsx.com/
SnackBox — http://www.snackboxnyc.com/
Earthcam — http://www.earthcam.com
American Museum of Natural History — http://www.amnh.org/
One World Trade Center — http://onewtc.com/
Fiore’s Pizza — http://www.orderfiorespizza.com/
Mountain Mama’s — http://www.kayakwheeling.com/
Bananas in Pajamas (wiki) — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bananas_in_Pyjamas
ReBoot (wiki) — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ReBoot
Ace Lightning — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ace_Lightning
Pauly Shore — http://paulyshore.com/
Giorgio A. Tsoukalos — https://twitter.com/Tsoukalos
Netscape Navigator (wiki) — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Netscape_Navigator
Opera — http://www.opera.com
Orkut — http://www.orkut.com
Downcast — http://www.downcastapp.com/
TWiT — http://twit.tv
Andy Ihnatko — https://twitter.com/Ihnatko

Audio:
“Gypsy of New York City” by Maria Rose and the Swiss Kicks (https://www.facebook.com/MariaRoseKicks)

Special thanks…
The people of Fiore’s for the weird, tasty pizza delivery (our first proper meal in town) and to the guys at SnackBox on Broadway & 46th for the milkshakes. Mmm… milkshakes.

Ep. 13: Self-Made Guru of Bad Advice

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In December, wayyyyyyy back in the year 2012, we recorded an episode for you guys. Then, as we do, we sort of forgot about it. But I (Justin) eventually remembered and have uploaded it for your listening pleasure. In this episode, we discuss four films we saw recently(ish) and act like the loopy, sleepy fartnuggets we are.

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00:01:27 – Theme song / official start
00:05:33 – “Selling ourselves short since 2006!”
00:10:02 – SPOILER MARK – Looper
00:12:00 – The character’s name is Joe.
00:13:37 – Freud would have something to say about that.
00:25:45 – It all comes back to Harry Potter.
00:32:15 – DO NOT LISTEN TO JUSTIN!
00:36:34 – I smell an Urban Dictionary entry.
00:37:52 – SPOILER MARK – Silent Hill: Revelation
00:44:20 – Justin will never be a city councilman now…
00:45:09 – …in Columbus or Paris, apparently.
00:46:54 – I believe I’m referring to ‘The Changeling’ (1980) here.
00:50:10 – FrightFearLand, by the way.
01:03:58 – SPOILER MARK – The Perks of Being a Wallflower
01:14:08 – SPOILER MARK – The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
01:25:33 – The wizard in question is Radagast the Brown.
01:34:45 – Tom Petty and the Hobbitbreakers…
01:38:35 – Did we mention that Justin is immature?
01:39:36 – *insert Shrek reference here*

The Movies:
Looper – http://www.loopermovie.com/site/
The Perks of Being a Wallflower – http://perks-of-being-a-wallflower.com/
Silent Hill: Revelation 3D – https://www.facebook.com/SilentHillRevelation
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey – http://www.thehobbit.com/

Links:
Warehouse 13 – http://www.syfy.com/warehouse13/
Tech News Today – http://twit.tv/tnt
Smodcast – http://smodcast.com/
Dots – http://www.tootsie.com/products.php?pid=129
Drink ‘Til We’re Funny – http://www.dtwfpodcast.com/
Frasier – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106004/
Vampire: The Masquerade – http://www.vampirethemasquerade.com/
See’s Candy – http://www.sees.com/
Penn & Teller – http://www.pennandteller.com/
Bill Miller – http://www.billmillerbbq.com/
Comic-Con – http://www.comic-con.org/
Dragon*Con – http://www.dragoncon.org/
FrightFearLand gameplay video – http://youtu.be/0VtK4IWin6o
The Perks of Being a Wallflower (book) – http://www.amazon.com/dp/1451696191
The Hobbit (book) – http://www.amazon.com/dp/061815082X
Maximum Overdrive – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091499
Tom Petty – http://www.tompetty.com
Columbus Museum of Art – http://www.columbusmuseum.org/

Music:
The “Girl from Ipanema” clip in this episode was found on Youtube. (http://youtu.be/rHkjee64ezM)

Buy the “Misty Mountains” tune!
—> Amazon (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A8Z6M5E)
—> iTunes (http://bit.ly/ZfTU0y)

“Middle Earth Bragging Song” by Marc Gunn (http://marcgunn.com/)

Out and About: 10 – Not Nearly As Asian As We Could Be

This was recorded about a month ago at Pochi Tea Station in Columbus. We had some bubble tea, ate some snacks and tried to plan out the rest of our day. We just thought we’d say hello to you guys and (as we periodically do) let you know we’re still alive.

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Music:
Well… we have no idea who to credit. The music was being played in Pochi and wasn’t actually added by us, so we don’t know who the performers are. If you know, let us know and we’ll add them to the shownotes on the website.

Out and About: 9 – Squeeze a Unicorn for Hot Cocoa

In this rather lengthy Out and About episode, Justin and Dani head out to see “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” and “Dark Shadows”. Justin forgets how to breathe properly, questions Ed Wynn’s level of deadness, and aims to hit the mattress with Dame Helen Mirren. Dani tries his best not to encourage Justin in any way. Enjoy the show!

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Music within:
“The Monkey With the Golden Fez” by Clouseaux (http://www.clouseaux.com/)
“Penguins Are Disgusting” by The Chris Waffle Experience (http://www.hotwafflesmusic.com/category/cwe/)
“The Lonely Man Theme” by Joe Harnell

The chant heard twice in the recording (part of ‘The Dark Knight Rises’) was found at this YouTube link. — http://youtu.be/qBZ9i5BNjvE

The closing bit is an excerpt from an episode of Hollywood Babble-On. (http://smodcast.com)

Links:
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (book) — http://amazon.com/dp/0446563080
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (film) — http://imdb.com/title/tt1611224/
Roger Daltry — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Daltrey
Adam West — http://www.adamwest.com/
Adventure Time — http://imdb.com/title/tt1305826/
Dark Shadows (film) — http://imdb.com/title/tt1077368/
Dark Shadows (series) — http://imdb.com/title/tt0059978/
Syfy — http://syfy.com
Manimal — http://imdb.com/title/tt0085051/
Animorphs — www.katherineapplegate.com
Ed Wynn — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Wynn
Abe Vigoda — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abe_Vigoda
Sally Ride — http://www.jsc.nasa.gov/Bios/htmlbios/ride-sk.html
Marlee Matlin — http://www.marleematlinsite.com/
Andie MacDowell — http://imdb.com/name/nm0000510/
Eliza Dushku — http://twitter.com/elizadushku
Dame Helen Mirren — http://www.helenmirren.com/
Dame Judi Dench — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judi_Dench
George Hamilton — http://imdb.com/name/nm0001313/
Lucy Lawless — http://imdb.com/name/nm0005128
Countess Elizabeth Báthory — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Báthory

Ep. 12(b): Titanic, Racism and Boobs (Not Necessarily in That Order)

In this disastrous add-on to our most recent episode, we discuss our outing to see ‘Titanic’ in all it’s IMAX-y, 3D glory. Bear with us– this one sucks a bit.

Contact:
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Music:
“Ginger Pants” by Autorotation (http://autorotation.org)

Album art:
http://www.sxc.hu/profile/djnorway

Ep. 12: It’s Either A One-Man Band or A Baby On His Back

This episode is a magical romp! A romp, I say! Okay… perhaps it’s not all that magical, but we head off to the zoo in this one, which is pretty cool. Field trip!

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ACT I (00:18)
00:01:30 — Should Dani go to the bank?
00:06:00 — We repeat: We can’t help you with that
00:07:30 — How I truly met your mother…
00:08:25 — Gay, racist and nerdy
00:11:05 — Hello, lesbians…
00:13:06 — Sound advice

ACT II (15:26)
00:18:10 — Justin is clearly schizophrenic
00:21:35 — Kind sir, is that slip Freudian?
00:24:28 — Cotton candy gets you Dani
00:28:10 — Justin is definitely schizophrenic
00:28:29 — It doesn’t even shock Dani anymore…
00:31:50 — Where is this analogy taking us?

ACT III (45:16)
00:48:55 — Pros: Quick access to face-slashing critters
00:50:35 — Dani is an otter
00:51:54 — Truth
00:52:43 — Best. Parent. Ever.

ACT IV (53:27)
00:56:25 — For our Mexican listeners
01:01:47 — Much like reality…
01:05:02 — Common stroke symptom…
01:09:12 — I. Have. Spoken.

Links (Mentioned):
Sour Patch Kids – http://www.sourpatch.com/
Screaming Jelly Babies – http://youtu.be/410b79CPqP0
Grindr – http://grindr.com/
Roku – http://www.roku.com/
TED Talks – http://www.ted.com/talks
‘How I Met Your Mother’ – http://www.cbs.com/shows/how_i_met_your_mother/
Angry Birds – http://www.angrybirds.com/
MC Frontalot – http://frontalot.com
Sailor Moon – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailor_Moon
Harry Potter – http://www.harrypotter.com
Dippin’ Dots – http://www.dippindots.com
“Earth Intruders” – http://youtu.be/j1Q9ppPPHjU
‘Probed: Signals’ – http://www.youtube.com/user/probedsignals
‘Chronicle’ – http://www.facebook.com/Chronicle
‘Journey 2’ – http://www.themysteriousisland.com/
‘The Hunger Games’ – http://www.thehungergamesmovie.com/
The Allstate Commercial – http://youtu.be/k9EBcNEKkcY
The Leaky Cauldron – http://the-leaky-cauldron.org
Melissa Anelli – http://penbitten.com/
Fallout: New Vegas – http://fallout.bethsoft.com/
Tron – http://disney.go.com/tron/
Boone’s Farm – http://www.gallo.com
Courvoisier – http://courvoisier.com/us/
Tim Tams – http://arnotts.com/our-products/products/arnotts-tim-tam.aspx
Blinky Bill – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0343229/
Bananas in Pajamas – http://www.abc.net.au/abcforkids/sites/bananasinpyjamas/
Round the Twist – http://www.roundthetwist.com
“Without my pants” – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0690378/
OGLAF – http://oglaf.com/
G4 – http://www.g4tv.com/
Blair Herter – http://twitter.com/#!/blairherter
Kevin Pereira – http://twitter.com/#!/kpereira
Olivia Munn – http://twitter.com/#!/oliviamunn
Poochare Video – http://www.g4tv.com/videos/36484/kevin-eats-dog-food/

Intro:
“Dingos Grooved My Baby” by flopsy

Music by Parry Gripp:
“Boogie Woogie Hedgehog”
“Justin Bieber and Spaghetti Cat”
“Up Butt Coconut”

Album art:
http://www.sxc.hu/profile/djnorway

Out and About 8: Hugo and the Beast (aka Jitterbug Crunk)

Here’s the recording from our most recent movie date night, which we thankfully finished BEFORE our Yellow Cab fail rage set in. (PS: Sorry for the annoying audio quality.)

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Contact:
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Email – ipodpanda@gmail.com

Links:
AMC Cinemas – http://www.amctheatres.com/
Beauty and the Beast – http://disney.go.com/beauty-and-the-beast/
Hugo – http://www.hugomovie.com/
Pac-Man – http://pacman.com/en/
Sonic the Hedgehog – http://www.sonicthehedgehog.com/
Manchester United – http://www.manutd.com
Stephen Hawking – http://www.hawking.org.uk/

Audio:
“Impossible Pineapple Pt. 2” by The Superfantastics
(http://www.thesuperfantastics.com)

“Lucifer” by SHINee (http://shinee.smtown.com/)

Special thanks…

To Adam, for offering to assist us when the cab company fucked up (despite being sick). And to Stephen Hawking, since I (Justin) later realized that the bit in which I’m speaking about Stephen came across as more mean than funny. I wasn’t trying to be an asshole and I genuinely think Stephen is pretty awesome.