Elfchild's Panda Show (*currently testing/updating*)

Ep. 7 – Skittle Flavored Joy Juice

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Ep. 6 – Der Politekturduckenshowzen

Notes:
*Slowest progression ever!
*Woefully behind the times? Never!
*Unhealthy fascination with Adam’s crotch
*CNN: Technopimps Extraordinaire
*Is that you, Boomsheeka?
*We promise to read hate mail.
*We welcome Lady Liberty’s copper tits.
*Stroking the Colossus
*Bienvenidos a Sabado Gigante!!!
*Permanently scarred by Graham Norton’s Belgian Chocolate
*Delicious radiator omelette recipe
*Have you pre-ordered “Nailin’ Palin” yet?
*One word: Taint
*Beefalo?
*Kirstie’s ovaries and the immensely popular mooseknuckle
*Completely Random Learning Moment of the Day
*Suck it, England! Where’s your Billy Mays?!
*”It all leads back to Daniel’s drunken mom.”
*Himalayan Whistle Kid Sweatshop Plantation

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Mentioned:
Science Moment of the Day (www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FqLCLooayM)
Michio Kaku (www.mkaku.org)
Congressman Dennis J. Kucinich (kucinich.us)
Univision (www.univision.com)
Telemundo (tv.telemundo.yahoo.com)
Yo Gabba Gabba (www.yogabbagabba.com)
Jonathan Coulton (www.jonathancoulton.com)
G4 (www.g4tv.com)
Miss Carolina Clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww)
Cillit Bang (www.cillitbang.co.uk)
Billy Mays Wiki (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Mays)
Twitter (www.twitter.com)
TWiT (www.twit.tv)
Leo Laporte (www.leoville.com)
CNN (www.cnn.com)

Our Links:
Libsyn Blog (theburrow.libsyn.com)
Elfchild’s Panda Show @ Myspace (www.myspace.com/pandashow)
Justin @ Twitter (www.twitter.com/justinthemighty)
Daniel @ Twitter (www.twitter.com/danielthetrue)

Music:
“Oh Canada” by Danny Fong (www.mevio.com/music/?artist_id=864)
“Mr Fancypants” by Jonathan Coulton (www.jonathancoulton.com)
“Smooth Sexy Monkey” by Sausage Boy (sausageboy.songhole.org)

Special thanks to Andrew Potterton and Blastwave FX @ Soundsnap (www.soundsnap.com)

Ep. 5 – Our Podcast is a Horcrux

*Justin’s paper is extra magical
*The first 70% is always pointless
*Suck it, Hillary… and other things WE missed
*Magic Erase your tension
*Margaritas + Hulk = a decent time for all
*Sell everything to Viacom to avoid confrontation
*Coke binges lead to handheld gaming
*Stealing cheese and killing hookers
*Dani’s kidneys are soft and supple
*Going straight
*Domestic abuse has never been more loving
*Apple’s vending robot
*LOGO (and the suckage within)
*A list written in shit?
*Fake psychics welcome
*Spray-on glitter connections
*Hi, Gale!
*We don’t condone shoving things in your asshole
*”Can you make an anal bottle rocket?”
*Pre-post-show recap time!

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Info:
Email – ipodpanda (at) gmail.com
Libsyn Blog – theburrow.libsyn.com
Twitter (Justin) – www.twitter.com/justinthemighty
Myspace – www.myspace.com/pandashow
Youtube – www.youtube.com/pandapodcast
Flickr – www.flickr.com/photos/9850252@N04

Podcasts Mentioned Within:
DTWF Podcast – www.dtwfpodcast.com
Feast of Fools – www.feastoffools.net
Distorted View Daily – www.distortedview.com
This Week in Tech – www.twit.tv
Zillacast – www.zillafag.com

Lots of Links (So watch where you click!):
Mr Clean – www.mrclean.com
Movie Tavern – www.movietavern.com
Sony PSP – www.us.playstation.com/PSP
Mister Bill – www.mrbill.com
Blinky Bill – www.imdb.com/title/tt0103837
David the Gnome – www.imdb.com/title/tt0283721
Ratatouille – disney.go.com/disneypictures/ratatouille
GTA: Liberty City Stories – www.rockstargames.com/libertycitystories
The Leaky Cauldron – www.leakynews.com
Coke Blak (France) – www.coca-colablak.fr
TAPS – www.the-atlantic-paranormal-society.com
Swarovski – www.swarovski.com
Mister Potato Head (Hasbro) – www.hasbro.com/playskool/mrpotatohead
Mythbusters – dsc.discovery.com/fansites/mythbusters/mythbusters.html
Hitler Reacts to HBP Delay – www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXnt8_okeRA
LOGO – www.logoonline.com
Weezer – www.weezer.com
Adult Swim – www.adultswim.com
ABC Underwear – www.abcunderwear.com
Johnny Dangerous – www.johnnydangerous.net
Amazon – www.amazon.com
Bearforce1 – www.bearforce1.nl
Fiona Apple – www.fiona-apple.com
The Fighting Cocks – www.myspace.com/thefightingcocks
Marilyn Manson – www.marilynmanson.com
Dippin’ Dots – www.dippindots.com
Barack Obama – www.barackobama.com

Music:
Opening Skit – “Jinx! You’re Gay!” by Smart Bomb Radio
Theme Song – “Dingos Grooved My Baby” by flopsy
Ending Song – “No Candy” by The Fighting Cocks

Ep. 4 – Mikey Is In The Building

On today’s show, Mikey invades the show and Dani’s presence is minimal. Justin and Mikey’s intro goes waaaay too long and turns into the podcast itself. Admitting defeat, the two hyper dorks decide to call Dani and have a chat. Lovely summary, eh?

Learn all about…

* Kentucky: Still humping goats?
* Angering Taco Bell
* Angering Barbara Walters
* “The Hologrid”
* Mikey’s math skills
* Phones that can sing!
* Silly, dandy flamers
* Brief Potterness
* Allergies and obnoxiousness
* A modern major general?

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Music:
“Relief” by Chris Garneau
“Dingos Grooved My Baby” by Flopsy

Links:
Feast of Fools – http://www.feastoffools.net
Amanda Steinstein – http://www.myspace.com/amandasteinstein
Harry Potter 5 – http://www.harrypotterorderofthephoenix.com
Chris Garneau – http://www.chrisgarneau.com
Barbara Walters – http://abc.go.com/theview/hosts/walters.html
Taco Bell – http://www.tacobell.com
ABC – http://abc.go.com
Dora the Explorer – http://www.nickjr.com
Sabado Gigante – http://www.univision.com/
The Pirate Movie – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084504/
Jackie – http://www.myspace.com/thejacexo

Panda-Related Links:
Our Libsyn Blog – http://theburrow.libsyn.com
Panda Show on Myspace – http://www.myspace.com/pandashow

Ep. 3 (Pt. 2) – Low Heels for Ho Heels

*Thank you, Zillafag!
*Mongolian Cluster Fuck, anyone?
*Props to Joseph, Oregon!
*Tacos for Jesus?
*Dani and I aren’t Paris Hilton.
*Yosemite Sam mudflaps are sooooo 2005.
*Dani says Chinese people will eat your pets.
*Another fine “Burning In Hell” segment is upon us (for real this time).
*Justin explains why Starbucks lady is not burning in hell.
*We save sinners, unlike those blasphemous Mormons!
*Book Recommendations (oh, dear)!
*Justin’s a shill for the advertising industry.
*The Panda Show is the Hindenburg of podcasting!
*The rain in Ohio falls mainly in the blimp hangar.
*Justin’s not a slut. Dani, on the other hand…
*Justin’s clumsy with the ladies and loves his Magic Shell.
*”I voted for the tree.”

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Music (in order of use):
Black Adam – Monkey Symphony
Flopsy – Dingos Grooved My Baby**
The Predicates – Gay Boyfriend
Hiroshi – Ghost Story

**our theme song, heard in every episode

Links:
Zillafag / Zillacast – http://www.zillafag.com
Find Your Spot – http://www.findyourspot.com
Drink ‘Til We’re Funny – http://www.dtwfpodcast.com
Tower of the Americas – http://toweroftheamericas.com/
Starbucks – http://www.starbucks.com
Subway Restaurant – http://www.subway.com
Amazon – http://www.amazon.com
Jim Grimsley – http://literati.net/Grimsley/
Mark A. Roeder – http://www.markroeder.com/
David Levithan – http://www.davidlevithan.com/
R. A. Salvatore – http://www.rasalvatore.com/
Garth Nix – http://www.garthnix.co.uk/
Naomi Novik – http://www.temeraire.org/
Holes / Louis Sachar – http://www.louissachar.com/
Borders Bookstore – http://www.bordersstores.com/
YouTube – http://www.youtube.com
Family Guy – http://www.familyguy.com/
This Week In Tech – http://www.twit.tv/
Twix – http://www.twix.com
Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com
WBNS FM – http://www.wbnsfm.com
Pottercast – http://www.pottercast.com
Mugglecast – http://www.mugglecast.com
JAPodcast – http://japodcast.libsyn.com
Distorted View – http://www.distortedview.com
Feast of Fools – http://www.feastoffools.net

Suicide Prevention:
The Trevor Project Site – http://www.thetrevorproject.org
The Trevor Project Hotline – 866.488.7386 [Toll Free]
The Gay & Lesbian National Help Center Site – http://www.glnh.org
The Gay & Lesbian National Hotline – 1.888.843.4564 [Toll Free]

Our Frappr Map – http://www.frappr.com/thepandashow

Panda Show Feedback/Contact – ipodpanda (at) gmail.com

Ep. 3 (Pt. 1) – Save This for the Chupacabra

In this episode, Dani gets the Columbine Disassociative Award, Justin apologizes (*gasp*) to Kentucky, and Error Robot Voice drops by for a few words. All that, and…

*Justin proclaims “We’re a family show!”
*We discuss Dani’s potential nudity.
*Goat-humper cocktail, anyone?
*Another fine “Burning In Hell” segment is upon us.
*”We roll Monty Python style.”
*We explain why the Panda Show isn’t so regular.
*Does Justin drown babies?
*Song Recommendations + Indigo Lezzies!
*Random Name Shoutout!
*The Grandfather Paradox!
*Using Cher as an anti-Mafia device?
*Dani’s straight up GANGSTA, yo!
*Hannah, do lezzies like rectal probes?
*Anniversary Schmanniversary!
*Did you hear about Jim Henson’s long-lost muppet, Hitler?
*Pimp My Wonderwagon!
*Please don’t hurt Justin, gay mafia.
*Hungry immigrants will soon eat our children!
*Satan says visit Hippiemoo.com!

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Music (in order of use):
Mario Ajero – Canon in D Major (Pachelbel)
Flopsy – Dingos Grooved My Baby**
Alan Shikoh – It Was A Nightmare
Jinx Titanic – Homo Go Home
Doug Boldt – Deck the Halls

**our theme song, heard in every episode

Links:
Bill Nye – http://www.billnye.com
Anthony Hugh – http://www.anthonyhugh.com/
Carrie Lydon – http://www.myspace.com/carrielydon
Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com
Indigo Girls – http://www.indigogirls.com
Smucker’s (Home of Magic Shell) – http://www.smuckers.com
Jinx Titanic – http://www.jinxtitanic.com
Carl Sagan Interview – http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/time/sagan.html
Logitech (Creator of Webcams) – http://www.logitech.com

Our Frappr Map – http://www.frappr.com/thepandashow

Panda Show Feedback/Contact – ipodpanda (at) gmail.com

Ep. 2 – Potential for Hate Mail

First off, I apologize for the bad sound quality. Dani and I ended up talking longer than intended, which made the filesize larger. [It was 134mb when I finished editing.] And to get that large filesize to a smaller filesize, I had to lower the bit rate. The problem is that the lower the bit rate, the lower the quality. And to get the filesize below 50mb, I had to lower the bit rate to 80kbps. Sadly, the quality suffered. If I’d gone below 80kbps, the sound quality would be sooooooooo not worth listening to.

Next time, I’ll try to keep the podcast under an hour, so that the filesize won’t be freakish and the sound quality won’t suck so much. So again, please bear with me. Episode 3 won’t suck so much, and will be smaller and well-planned [hopefully]. *kisses for everyone* Enjoy the show!

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Music Notes:
Ferret’s Intro Music – “Secret Hallways” by A.R. Morgan
Theme Song – “Dingos Grooved My Baby” by Flopsy
First Song Break – “Fan of the Bean” by The Clintons
Second Song Break – “Lumbar Roll” by Go Ask Brian

Links:
The Clintons – http://www.clintonsband.com
Drink ‘Til We’re Funny – http://www.dtwfpodcast.com
Amanda Steinstein / Feast of Fools – http://www.feastoffools.net
Pioneer Snacks – http://www.pioneersnacks.com
Melissa Anelli – http://www.penbitten.com
The Leaky Cauldron – http://www.leakynews.com
Jing Jing’s Things – http://jingjing.spreadshirt.com
Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com
Farscape – http://www.scifi.com/farscape/

Ep. 1 – My Night with Dani

Ah, my first Libsyn-y podcast. Wonderful, eh? And what’s that…? An extra treat? That’s right… my special guest: Dani the Boy Wonder!

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Justin’s Note: This was “back in the day” before I lived with Dani, in case you’re wondering what all the excitement was about. When the show started, it was originally just me. “Elfchild’s Panda Show”  (as it is today) officially began with this episode, and is thereby referred to as the 1st episode, despite not being the first recorded.